Tuesday, January 26, 2010

ADEQ LAHAR bercerita tentang PELBAGAI CERITA yang BELUM DICERITAKAN LAGI..

Hi uall!

Adeq ade banyak sangat cerita nak story2. dari cerita pengkid ke cerita de MNG ke cerita abang bangla dalam toilet ke cerita waiter yang adeq pernah minat sekarang jadi PEMBUNUH ke cerita sekolah adeq tersenarai dalam list 20 Sekolah Berprestasi Tinggi (SBT).


Tapi adeq tengah lapar lah uall..nak gie makan. adeq janji [sambil kepit kaki],janji pengangkap,esok adeq story2 ok.


Sementara tue apa kata uall buat kejer kat office tue elok2. tak pon berbakti kepada negara ke, buat kerja amal ker. What evalah...adeq dah lapar sangat nie. nak gie makan dulu. tak larat nak type dah.

MUAAAAAAAAH!

p/s: adeq dengar ade orang nak claim nama die AKAK LAHAR. SUNDEL SANGAT. adeq hantar squad kupu2 malam datang serang sundel tue karang baru tau!

FILM #4 : Julie & Julia



I was attracted to this movie because of 3 great reasons; 1. Based on not only 1 but 2 true stories! 2. Meryl Streep and 3. It was about coking. What not to like. Meryl Streep is about as good as it gets. I am so excited and a fan since The Devil Wears PRADA. My only problem with MS in this movie is because she is acting as Stanley Tucci wife in this movie which is very disturbing because they were also in TDWP. I kept on imagining both of them in TDWP were making love in this movie. EEEEWWWW!!!


Meanwhile JC and Avis have a very brilliant friendship indeed. I was so touch when they first met after been writing for so long as pen pal. As much as I love the movie there is one part that is missing; JC struggle in writing her cooking book was not shown.


Amy Adams was not quite there yet in early of the film because I can’t really felt the struggle of Julie Powell. But she was kinda okay towards the end. I like the short term goal introduce by JP in the film. I am now practicing it in my life for 2010. And I was so shock to learn that JP never ate egg in her life until she had to do a recipe using one. Yup, egg, egg!


You have to admit by the end of the film JP and his husband are almost cute together. “Are you back? Please be back”. I almost had tears during this part.


Julia Child hair do was done superbly in this film. JC was portrait chirpy and has this very squeaky voice. What I was really wondering during the movie was does she really speak like that in real life? Then I read in JC Wikipedia this, “She attracted the broadest audience with her cheery enthusiasm, distinctively charming warbly voice, and unpatronising and unaffected manner." So again MS has done tremendously.


My favourite quote was, “The only American in Paris who thinks shopping for food is as much fun as buying a dress” said by JC. The reason why my No.3 great reason that attracted me to watch this movie was about cooking is because I’m in the middle of my mood in learning about cooking and I found it very much the same as JC; shopping for food is as fun and exciting as shopping for clothes!


At the end of the movie I was crush when Julie said that Julia hates her and thought the idea of the blog was kind of a pill on; wasn’t respectful or serious or something as being summarized by JP. When I really hope she admires it. Did JC really hates JP was never really mention in the movie. And did JP and JC ever met in real life? And was JC barren or was she too old to have child?


Quoted in JULIA CHILD WIKIPEDIA: "Child is reported to have been unimpressed by Powell's blog, believing Powell's determination to cook every recipe in Mastering the Art of French Cooking in a year to be a stunt. Child's editor, Judith Jones, said in an interview: "Flinging around four-letter words when cooking isn’t attractive, to me or Julia. She didn’t want to endorse it. What came through on the blog was somebody who was doing it almost for the sake of a stunt. She would never really describe the end results, how delicious it was, and what she learned. Julia didn’t like what she called ‘the flimsies.’ She didn’t suffer fools, if you know what I mean."

Thursday, January 21, 2010

GENG KANCIL PUTEH Chapter 1; LAPAR


Rabu. Hari yang menyajikan harga tiket wayang rendah berbanding hari2 lain. Suka. Terutama kepada student-student baru lepas SPM. Nak kerja MALAS. Nak kerja MAK BAPAK TAK KASIK. Nak kerja? PERNAH, TAPI BOSS GARANG SANGAT, I QUIT. Nak kerja? BANGUN PAGI PON LAMBAT! Maka dengan apa sahaja sumber kewangan yang ada, ianya amat berharga. Tak kesahlah duit dekat washing machine yang ayah letak sebab nak kosongkan kocek seluar ke atau duit baki lepas mak suruh beli susu pekat kat supermarket ke duit tabung yang masih ada ke atau lebihan duit raya dalam sampul yang tak perasan ke atau dalam mangkuk duit syiling atas meja dekat almari pinggan mangkuk, semua boleh. Kalau sumber2 semulajadi nie dah takde apalagi, “Mak, nak duit sikit boleh?”, dengan muka mengharap yang amat sangat.

Fi terbangun bila dengar suara bising kat tingkat bawah rumahnya. Bunyi TV yang kuat campur suara maknya yang boleh didengari sekurang2nya 1,2 rumah dari rumahnya. Ditelitinya suara yang bising dari bawah, Fi dapat dengar suara Cik Nor berselang2 dengan suara mak. Alah, Cik Nor ada pulak. Mulut lahar ada kat bawah. Lapar. Itu yang dia fikir sebaik bangun dari tidur tadi. Tak bolehlah aku makan selagi mulut lahar tue ada. Karang dia lazer kat jiran tetangga, aku bangun2 je dari tidur dengan rambut ala2 sarang tebuan, muka tak semenggah, taik mata dah keras kat tepi mata, air liur kering tepi mulut terus makan. Dah macam dibayar gaji pulak Cik Nor nie nak pergi melaharkan orang2 lain kat area rumah aku nie. Ada sekali tue tengah2 azan Asar nie pon dia boleh melaharkan orang sebelah rumah dia. Dengan itu Fi memutuskan untuk sanggup tunggu sampai mulut lahar tue pergi sebelum makan kat bawah. Perut dah lapar, bau makanan dah menusuk2 hidungnya. Damn u mulut lahar!

Tersembam tidur balik lepas bangun sembahyang subuh tadi, Feroq memang sedap tidur dalam biliknya. Dengan aircond dan sunyi sepi rumahnya campur pulak malam semalam bergayut dengan Fiza sampai 4 pagi memang sedaplahkan dia tidur. Bibik yang datang bilik Feroq nak dikejutkan makan pon tak sampai hati bila tengok sedapnya Feroq tidur. Siap berdengkur nie. Macamlah penat sangat dia bergayut semalam. Bukannya dia berlari pun sambil telefon semalam, baring atas katil jer pon. Adik beradik yang lain dah pergi sekolah, Ummi dan Wahidnya pulak dah pergi kerja; tiada gangguan. Tepat jam 1 tengahari, terdengar akhirnya Bibik mengejut juga Feroq bangun tidur. Ada apa Bik? Pergi ambik adik kamu di sekolah, sudah tengahari ini. Dah tengahari? Tanya Feroq perlahan sendirian. Lapar.

KokoCrunch dan susu untuk breakfast sambil tengok StarSports. Menjerit2 sorang2 depan TV sambil diperhatikan oleh 2 orang makciknya. “Arm, tengok rerun ke?” “Ha a”. Geleng Makcik A sambil disahut Makcik B, “Tengoklah 14 kali pon Arm oi, Liverpool tetap kalah jugak”, sambil ketawa jahat. Geram Arman atau selalunya Flash; dari Flashman dikalangan kawan2 sekolahnya, tetap menjawab kata2 lahar makciknya itu tapi makciknya dah pon keluar rumah untuk pergi kerja. Cakap sorang2 rupanya aku. Teringat yang ayahnya ada pesan agar dia pergi ke rumah pakciknya, dia pon cepat2 tutup TV dan kipas ruang tamu rumahnya sambil jerit, “Dy, Arm pergi rumah Pak Cu kejap tau” “Ok” ringkas Andy, adiknya. Flash mengambil keputusan untuk jalan jer pergi rumah Pak Cunya sebab bukan jauh sangat pon, 10 minit jalan aje. Sampai je rumah Pak Cunya dia terbau orang tengah memasak. Sedapnya bau. Tiba2 Flash rasa lapar pulak meskipon baru je lepas breakfast tadi.

Fuzz bangun dari tidur dan terus tengok jam kat biliknya. 11.35 pagi. Takkan malam, cerah semacam jer. Maksudnya mummy dan daddynya dah pergi kerja. Pelik, selalunya mummy sebuk kejut aku bangun pagi. Entah2 yang tadi tue bukan mimpi. Aku ingatkan mimpi. Betullah mummy ada datang kejut. Laparlah pulak. Tapi malas nak bangun and keluar beli makan. Macam2 berlegar2 dalam kepala Fuzz sambil baring atas katilnya. Apa nak makan, kat mana nak beli, bestnya movie yang dia tengok malam semalam, kalau dia nak makan nasi berlauk jauh pulak nak kena jalan, ada tak mummy daddy tinggal duit, berapa kalau ada. Sebab terpikir seronoknya dapat duit, dia gagahkan jugak bangun dari katil dan turun ke tingkat bawah rumah sebab nak tengok berapa mummy dia kasik hari nie. RM15 je? Baru ingat nak beli rokok sekali. Mana cukup nie. Perut berbunyi, laparnya.

Telefon berbunyi. Kedengaran bunyi orang menjawapnya. Sebentar kemudian, “Fi, telepon!” jerit mak.

“Fi ke Ri mak?”
“Qhafi!”.

Menjejet2 Fi bangun dengan malasnya tapi kegembiraan. Jadilah keluar tengok wayang hari nie. Yea!

“Hello”

“Wei, tengok wayang jom?”

“Kat mana?”

“MidValley kot. Nak ambik korang lagi”

“Ok, ok. MidValley hari nie RM6 je satu tiket. Pukul berapa nak keluar?”

“2 lebih kot. Feroq nak kena ambik adik dia kat sekolah dulu”

“Sekarang pukul 12 lebih...Ok lah. Nak aku bagitau Flash ke?”

“Ha lah. Dia kan bestprend ko... Hahahaha” dengan nada mengejek.

“P*****k hang!”

“Ok lah, jumpa petang karang”

“Ok. Pukul 2 kan”

“Ha a”

Lebih kurang pukul 2 lebih terpampam kereta Kancil putih depan rumah Fi.
Sangat!
Bukan pukul 2 lebih tapi 5 lebih.
Mereka hanya pergi minum petang sebab dah lambat sangat dan dah takde mood nak pergi tengok wayang, or at least for Fi and Flash it was.
Dan makan berkeping2 roti canai sekali sebab agaknya makanan yang derang semua makan time lunch tadi dah hadam. Katanya.
Lapar.

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LIST #4 : 5 Skincare Mistakes That Will Make You Look Older

The Skin Guru by Leslie Baumann, M.D.
a Yahoo! Health Expert for Skin Conditions



You wear sunscreen every day, don't smoke, and spare no expense on skin creams and potions. But despite your best intentions, you may still be making errors that can lead to premature aging. Here are five common skincare blunders to avoid.

1. Over exfoliating
People with dry skin often think exfoliating can help by sloughing away flakes and dead skin cells. But over exfoliation can make dry skin worse by impairing your skin's ability to hold onto water, making it look dull, lifeless and older. I've seen patients exfoliate so much they get a rash that feels like sandpaper!

2. Using the same moisturizer year-round
Some skin types are oily in summer and dry in winter. This is because there is less water in the air in the winter and skin can easily become dehydrated. If you have oily skin, don't assume you should use an oil-free moisturizer all year--or that you can go without. Instead, use a serum or lotion when your skin is oily and switch to a richer cream when it's dry. Many companies include these options in their lines--try antioxidant-rich Topix Replenix Serum CF for summer and Topix Replenix Cream CF when the weather gets colder.

3. Using a harsh cleanser
People love the tight, tingly feeling they get after using foaming cleansers and bar soaps, but that feeling just means your natural lipids have been stripped away, leaving your complexion parched and more prone to premature wrinkling. Instead, I recommend an oil-based cleanser like Shu Uemura High Performance Balancing Cleansing Oil. If you can't bear putting oil on your face, you can always use good old Cetaphil.

4. Going green
I love organic products, but when it comes to retinoids and sunscreen, nothing can replace a chemical formula. There's no natural alternative to retinoids like Differin and Atralin, and they're the only products proven to diminish existing wrinkles. Organic sunscreens are just not as effective as their chemical counterparts, especially if you're going to be in the sun for prolonged periods. So my advice is to use an organic cleanser and moisturizer, but until better sunscreens and anti-aging treatments hit the market, stick with the nonorganic for now.

5. Mixing the wrong ingredients
Some ingredients are not compatible. For example, neither retinoids nor hydroquinone should be used in combination with glycolic acid, which renders them inactive. And you can only use hydroquinone and retinoids together if they're in a specially formulated product like Tri-Luma. All of these ingredients fight signs of aging and sun damage--but you have to use them correctly to get results.


Wishing you great skin!



Dr. Baumann is author of the best-selling book, " The Skin Type Solution." To learn more about her revolutionary skin typing system, visit her Web site, SkinTypeSolutions.com.
All of Dr. Baumann's recommended
skin care products are available online, and a portion of proceeds goes to The Dermatology Foundation.

ADEQ LAHAR nak update GADGETS kat blog

Adeq tunduk malu kesopanan melayu terakhir mintak tolong nie...adeq nak tambah Gadeget kat blog nie tapi kureng ngerti bagaimana sih.



adeq dah jumpa beberapa GADGETS yang bakal bagi lagi menarik blog nie. adeq cuma nak sekarang GADGETS untuk:


1. Countdown - untuk BEST TV Series of the Decade Countdown tue [adeq dah try yang blog bagi tue,tapi bila update sket dia punya countdown jadi kos0ng balik,reset ke 0 semula. mewa?

2. Hits Counter - yang macam En Aizat kata tue.




TOLONG ADEQ!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

saranan ADEQ LAHAR pada semua....

UALL,hello. adeq terserempak dengan salah seorang senior adeq petang tadi and dia kata die baca blog adeq nie. gagah2lah die dok cerita kat bini die yang dia baca blog adeq. siap gebang2 adeq nie famous. sundel sangat. adeq pon katalah, yo yo all jer kau baca blog aku nie. pastu cara dia cakap dengan ilmu2 pasal adeq yang hanya orang baca blog adeq jer akan tau terus adeq tergamam dan pitam. hahaha...






Adeq bangga pon yer. sebelum tue ade kawan adeq nie tanya, betul ker awak yang buat blog tue? adeq cakap yerlah. knaper? adeq tanya dia. dia memuji kemudiannya .wahhhh.kembang punggong adik yang seantero terkenal ala2 JLO..




Dengan itu adeq nak menyarankan kepada uall2 yang membaca blog adeq untuk meregister sebagai fan/followers. sbb adeq nak keep track sape yang baca. and satu lagi pasnie hanya followers jer yang boleh bukak blog adeq [wah!belum apa2 dah demand. kau ingat kau DIVA!]





So, sila2lah jadi followers erk uall. and sarankan kat kawan2 uall baca gak blog nie.and terima kaseh banyak2 sebab sambil menjalani tiap2 hari di office yang membosankan sudilah kiranya uall baca blog adeq.



eh patutnya adeq yang di terima kasehkan. aku menghiburkan hari korang agar tak bosan! takde2 bayar2 cepat!